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Haunted Mansion (Released 7/28/23)

This movie would have been better suited for a Disney+ Halloween release. This just seemed too safe and generic for a movie. It has a star studded cast but no one really shines. It honestly felt like a side quest in Hogwarts Legacy. The effects were decent but nothing groundbreaking. It's a movie that you might watch around Halloween time and forget the rest of the year. This should have been better than it was. It's just meh.


Story - 15%

Characters - 17%

Pacing - 15%

Spectacle - 17%

Entertainment - 14%


Total score: 78%


Grade scale:

90%-100% = must watch

80%-89% = solid, but could be better

70%-79% = Not terrible, watch if the characters or story interests you

60%-69% = only watch for completionist reasons

0%-59% = just skip it, I find the positives and they don't exist here

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