F9 (2021)

A lot of the drama in these films really stems from Dom’s family. There is Letty, his kid, and now his brother. They are all catalysts for him because his whole thing is family. I do appreciate the characters are starting to realize they survive these insane action scenes because they have plot armor. The self-awareness makes it seem like their luck will run out and end up jinxed. The fact a car is driving in space is pretty insane. We officially reached Saints Row 4 level cray cray. John Cena was a fun addition. He is the better version of the Rock. I said what I said. But the personal story was great and the insanity is always a fun addition. I hope the final movies continue this trend of insane scenes but with personal stakes sprinkled throughout. I don’t think these movies will ever reach my perfect score, but at least they are a fun time!

Story - 18%

Characters - 19%

Pacing - 16%

Spectacle - 20%

Entertainment - 18%

Total score: 91%

Grade scale:

90%-100% = must watch

80%-89% = solid, but could be better

70%-79% = Not terrible, watch if the characters or story interests you

60%-69% = only watch for completionist reasons

0%-59% = just skip it, I find the positives and they don't exist here