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Retribution (Released 8/25/23)
Poor Liam Neeson is just getting typecast in these movies. He keeps playing a generic husband who is forced into vehicles and stops the...
Sep 16, 20231 min read
The Meg (2018)
Is this a knock-off of Jaws? Yes. Does it matter? Nah. This movie is based on a book that was genuinely inspired by the Jaws films and...
Sep 14, 20231 min read
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
While this film still has its flaws, it did a lot more for fan service. It felt like a Saturday morning cartoon come to life but this...
Sep 13, 20231 min read
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
This is essentially the Michael Bay Transformers movies with the plot of The Amazing Spiderman in a Ninja Turtles skin. There were a lot...
Sep 7, 20231 min read
TMNT (2007)
I was thoroughly surprised by how good this movie was. The turtles’ personalities actually shined through to where they don’t all feel...
Sep 6, 20231 min read
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
The good ole time travel to an older time period in the third movie trope (see Back to the Future III and Army of Darkness aka Evil Dead...
Aug 31, 20231 min read
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
They went a little cartoonish with this one. There was a bit of expansion on the lore of the turtles becoming mutants but that is where...
Aug 30, 20231 min read
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (1990)
This is a cheesy delight. The only downfall is the serious moments are undermined by the humor so they don’t hit. That being said, this...
Aug 24, 20231 min read
Mission Impossible: Fallout (2018)
The middle part of this movie was bland but the climax was perfect. A time limit with impossible odds. Henry Cavill is fantastic as...
Aug 23, 20231 min read
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (2015)
Jeremy Renner had the best running joke in this movie. I haven’t laughed so hard at a full-circle joke in my life. This is pretty par for...
Aug 17, 20231 min read
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (2011)
You can tell they decided they were just going to have fun with these movies now. It’s inevitable when you have to keep ramping up to go...
Aug 16, 20231 min read
Mission Impossible 3 (2006)
This one is a million times better, mostly thanks to the villain. Nothing shows stakes like the villain casually saying he is gonna find...
Aug 10, 20231 min read
Mission Impossible 2 (2000)
This time we have a deadly virus that could be used to sell the vaccine to said virus. This is definitely a product of the time with the...
Aug 9, 20231 min read
Mission Impossible (1996)
A reimagining of its namesake. Mission Impossible has spy stuff, backstabbing, and Tom Cruise making the derpiest faces possible. It...
Aug 3, 20231 min read
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Okay…I get why this movie made almost 1.5 billion dollars. It plays the nostalgia cards right. It has homages and throwbacks to the...
Aug 2, 20231 min read
Top Gun (1986)
This falls under movies I’ve never seen but probably should have. My brother always wanted to punch Tom Cruise in the face so maybe that...
Jul 27, 20231 min read
Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1 (Released 7/14/23)
I guess we are entering the year of movies so big they had to be broken up. I do love that there are 2 main villains. One is an AI puppet...
Jul 16, 20231 min read
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
I got to look at this movie from a fresh lens. Away from the hype and internet hate. I think this movie is fine as an Indiana Jones...
Jul 12, 20231 min read
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
This is definitely the best film in the trilogy. It has action, heart, and some leaps of faith. I loved all the set pieces and the...
Jul 6, 20231 min read
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
I have a few anecdotes I’d like to say before reviewing this. First, this is a prequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark because Lucas wanted a...
Jul 5, 20232 min read
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